HOV (That’s Jay-Z to you non-MCHG lovers) : [#mylaugh] Yo, Timberland, hook me up with something to get the system revved up
[Timberland gets to work on making a high-octane beat]
**Twenty minutes later**
[Beat is pounding furiously, and HOV , LIL WAYNE, RICK ROSS, EMINEM and MI ABAGA are nodding lizardly. Well, it is Timberland afterall]
[MI ABAGA: (thinking) Omo, these oyibo pipo dey try for beat sha… (<_<)]
EMINEM: Well, lemme give the intro and the lot of y’all will come on and start your verses
LIL WAYNE: Naw. Naw, niggah, naw. You’ll be going all emo and shit. Let Rozay do it. He gots grunts and stuff.
HOV : But I have [#mylaugh]
RICK ROSS: Makes you sound like a shy pompous prick.
HOV : Good point.
MI ABAGA: Guys, guys, guys. I’m good with intros in Nigeria. Lemme…
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